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Omnipotent for a day - What would you do?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Jan 11, 2012.

  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    What would the good folk of not606 do if they were omnipotent for a day?

    I would make myself omnipotent forever <nahnah>
     
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  2. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Go **** yourself <ok>
     
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  3. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Take viagra.
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Fix the Not606 App
     
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  5. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Steal Freddos from the local Paki shop
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Give Erik badaids
     
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  7. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Stop Mick from banning me for **** all
     
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  8. Toby

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    You won't last a week this time <ok>
     
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  9. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Why?
     
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  10. Toby

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    Mick has finally seen the light. Your pathetic attention-seeking has to stop <ok>
     
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  11. gotcoffee

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    Turn mr wright and nufc4life into two raging homo's (if they're not already) ..increase the girth off their cocks and then reduce the size of their holes .. and let them go at it ..

    Then take away Sam's 'forever omnipotence' .. sorry Mr Axe, but that's just greedy and childish ..
     
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  12. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    For ****'s sake, once was enough
     
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  13. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Attention seeking?

    Are you a qualified Phsychiatrist?

    This is the internet where you meet nobody, so cannot classify how they might respond in REAL LIFE.

    Take a chill pill & do not take everything you see written as gospel.


    So **** off tobes <ok><winkeysmileyougotdaughters?>
     
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  14. Sam Axe

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    Bastard <grr>
     
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  15. Toby

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    1. That's not a real job so no, I'm not qualified. <ok>

    2. What the **** are you on about? It's your attention-seeking the problem <doh>
     
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  16. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    Omnipotent? Why do you have to bring religion into this. I'd wait until the day was over and then become Catholic again.
    Don't insult me by thinking I'm serious. Otherwise I'll drive to Fintona and punch you in your fat head.
     
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  17. Sam Axe

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    Oooh, I know what I would actually do. I would make a list of all dole cheats and grass the ****ers up. <party>
     
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  18. Toby

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    Why? Because you're a spoilt prick that's had loads of money handed over to you by relatives?
     
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  19. Sam Axe

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    No, because I work hard, pay my taxes and stay out of trouble with the law only to have some prick who wants everything for nothing abuse the system.
     
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  20. Toby

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    How much money do you reckon someone that's a 'dole-cheat' makes on average? More than you?
     
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