Omelette

That's what I'm having for my lunch today. A mushroom and peppers one. I'm surprised no-one has ever done a thread about omelettes before. I love mushrooms and peppers.

I like all types of peppers. Red peppers, yellow peppers, orange peppers, Sunday peppers.

What's on the menu today folks?

 

Aye no bother, Rikki.

 

****.

 

Macaroni cheese with a salad of tomatoes, yellow bell pepper, celery and green oilves.
Jerk chicken, rice and slaw for dinner.

 

Don't think he was.

 

It's coleslaw. "slaw" is a ****ing americanism.

 

You don't think, period.

 

It's a dry slaw, no mayo.

 

I really try and like olives but just can't. I like the olives that are stuffed with anchovies or stuffed with jalapenos, in fact stuffed with anything that takes the taste of olives away.

 

Is that what the self respecting "artiste" is eating nowadays?

 

Have a look how many calories are in coleslaw.

 

Don't suppose you see many of them in Spain.

 

Fake news.

 

Lamb for me

Omelettes are for ****s, mongs and transgender queers

 

I like Olives, but I don’t like black olives very much so have reported myself as a hate crime.

 

*omlettes

 

Mick has dropped an e ladz.

big fish, little fish, cardboard box incoming!

 

I had a chipper last night. First one in about 3 years I think.

I love fish but I hate battered stuff so I settled for a smoked man sausage supper. No salt, no vinegar. Made for a pleasant change.

 

The word 'omelette' is derived from a French word meaning little blade.

 

Smoked haddock for this raging Geordie ****