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Olympic Rower Ties One On.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Cyclonic, Aug 2, 2012.

  1. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Done and dusted Aussie 8s rower Josh Booth has hit the piss and cut up rough. After doing in a shop front in Egham, he was nailed by the rozzers and taken down to the station. Dunno what happened next, but what ever it was, it caused him to black out. After bashing his nut, he was then taken to hospital. Seems he's ok as he's now back with the team. He has to front up tomorrow to explain himself.

    What the **** for? He's sporting elite, so we aught to cut him some slack. There are too many wowzers in society these days.
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Can someone translate this cockney gibberish?
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I think he's coming on to you.
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    This thread brought to you by Jack Regan.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    One of the best shows ever made. <ok>
     
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  6. Tina_old

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    auld ****s.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Seen an episode the other week. Stands the test of time well. Like me. Unlike you.
     
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  8. Tina_old

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    Pffft
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    A colostomy bag would help with that.
     
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  10. Tina_old

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    Experience?
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Oh, come on! No even a giggle for what I thought was a very nice onomatopoeic pun. You don't get many of them.

    I dunno why I ****in bother with the ****in ignorant plebs on this forum, I really don't.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    **** ye's then <grr>
     
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  13. Tina_old

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    Eh? <confused>
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <sigh>

    The joke was your "pfffft" (onompatopeia) was you pissing yourself in yer auld age. Hence the colostomy.

    Like I said, ****in plebs on this forum.
     
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  15. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    Dunno how you can stick it at Ibrox every other week if these plebs irritate you.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I hardly ever go there for that very reason <laugh>
     
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  17. alwaysright

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    Well done Gambol - when it comes to Olympic standard rowing, you prove that the British are up there with the best - you can't argue with that !
     
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  18. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    What's to explain? I thought that sort of behaviour was approved of in Oz.
     
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    The Aussie rowers are great - if they're not smashing up our shops they're moaning about the noise of the crowd. That's the reason they haven't done too well in the regatta apparently. Seriously wtf?

    I'm going to see Aus play Italy at volleyball tomorrow - I'll make sure I keep quiet so as not to offend the sensitive little souls.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Thanks. But I'm just an enthusiastic amateur. Most women, however, are Gold medalists in the event.
     
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