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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by CFC: Champs £launderx17, Aug 30, 2012.

  1. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    How do teach a paraplegic to swim? Weld his wheelchair to a submarine!

    What do you call a spastic on a trampoline? Spring cabbage!
     
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    I don't think so.
     
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    Doesn't her arm look like an uncircumcised penis?
     
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    The president of Team GB has named a team which he thinks might be able to get bronze medal in the paraplegic football tournament. It's called Liverpool.
     
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