Whilst drunk over the weekend we were thinkng of events we'd like to see in the Olympics.. This is what we came up with.. View attachment 14704 Seemed funny at the time...
Horse fighting and cat swinging could be good although the latter would surely drown out any stadium noise.
Minority interests are getting more and more coverage in the olympics these days but, shamefully, felching just isn't getting the recognition it deserves. Like Male Synchronised Swimming, pursuits mainly followed by sausage jockeys are still being discriminated against - truly last century stuff. To keep the animal theme going, though, I'd like to suggest Chipmunk Felching.
Royal Family Hunting. Competitors dress up as foxes and chase members of the Royal Family through woodland and over dales and try to shoot as many as possible. Whoever bags the most gets gold.
Both of which are more worthy pursuits than the ****e like hair braiding and marmite spreading that are in it nowadays.
