Olympians getting excuses in early

Today it has been reported that swimmer Rebecca Addlington suffers from Obsessive Compulsive disorder. I'm guessing she will say that is what made her take all those anabolic steroids when she eventually gets caught.

What are the best excuses you've ever heard from people caught committing misdemeanours?

 

"It wasn't me it was the one armed man" is always a good one, from The Mask.

 

for some strange reason I have an attraction to Rebecca Adlington

 

Me too - Button Moon was always one of my favourite TV programmes as a child..

 

It was sore, I though rubbing butter into it would help