Okay give him back....

I'm starting to think boyf has been abducted by aliens.

I love boyf to death, but everytime I try and point out the positives of Newcastles present situation, for months I have had "yes, but, this is Newcastle... and they always manage to **** it up somehow"

Dont get me wrong, he loves the club, and has been a life time fan, but his glass is always half empty.

Until last night....

Instead of the usual tirade of yes buts...(apart from a quick reference to how we will lose him too in four years time lol) he was actually smiling! positive! happy! excited about the future!

For the price of one Andy Carroll we have a bright new line up that actually looks really promising! We still need another defender, but its starting to look like we will have a team that just adds to the quality we already have.
Maybe it is possible for him to support Newcastle and not dread the next match!

So thank you Pardew, thank you Cisse, and to the aliens? You can keep the old version, I like this upbeat boyf a lot better

 

Then you find out he's actually a terminator sent from the future with his only goal being to wipe out the Human race...

 

I wouldn't celebrate just yet....save that for February 2nd!

 

I pointed out to my wife that we'd signed Cisse and showed her the picture of him holding up his shirt outside the training ground. Even told her it was a bit of a coup in terms of transfers.

She looked at him and went 'Hmmpf'.

I was taken aback by this uncaring behaviour so I peed in her tea.

 

This.

I want to trust Ashley, but at the back of my mind, I don't.

I've been hurt by that man too many times!!
(sobs. dabs eyes)

 

Not sure why you're bothering, he'll always love Cabaye more than you.

 

Think I have said this before OT but I am convinced we are married to the same woman!!! I was so pissed off with her lack of excitement I nearly slept in the spare room!!!

 

Well, after signing Cabaye what reaction did you expect?!

 

all of our lasses showed no interest in any of us mentioning our new signing then ha ha ha

 

Lol, I never mention anything about football to my lass. I know she doesn't give a ****. Gave up after she said she didn't enjoy our 4-4 v Arsenal that I took her too.

 

I got the patronising "that's nice dear" with Cisse

Sometimes I get a "who's he then?" - "is that good?" followed by "that's nice dear"

At least she gives a little bit I suppose. Besides I've got you guys, work colleagues and mates to chat about the footy to lol

 

Well guess what Lads, when we're out with certain friends I'm forbidden to talk about football, goes both ways then!

 

Me - "We signed Cisse, im so happy"
Gf -"the one that used to play for Liverpool"
Me - "no the Senegal striker, scored lots of goals in the German League"
Her "who?"

Was not to happy at the end of the conversation and she just walked off, not even asking about him. Irl get her interested one day!!

 

I'm impressed she knew that much!

My conversation would go:

Me "We signed Cisse"
Gf "He sounds like a big sissy to me" *walks off laughing and feeling pretty proud of that one*

 

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Mine doesn't even pretend to be interested so I just don't bother.
If Phil and Kirsty are on C4, she doesn't even look at me.

 

Her dads a big Liverpool fan so that's where she probably got that from. On a side note, it's always an interesting conversation when I go round, always ends up in a debate on Newcastle and Liverpool.

 

Don't bother telling my girlfriend football things, she wouldn't know nor understand.

Other than things like "I bet on the football today" to which she automatically knows that means I didn't win any money.

 

I text my girlfriend saying we have signed Papiss Demba Cisse at about 11 o'clock. She said I have known that for the past two hours so I told the smug bastard that I have known since half 2, I'd rather she said hmmmph than to try and outdo me over football!

 

. I told her that I won £100 on Saturday (which I did ) and she just said you never tell me about it when you lose the bet...