OJ Simpson could be denied parole after he was ‘caught masturbating in cell’ A source told the news website: ‘OJ is facing a disciplinary hearing after being written up for masturbating in his prison cell. He was caught by a female corrections officer making her normal rounds in late June.’ Masturbating is forbidden in US prisons. please log in to view this image He was as guilty as hell for knocking off his missus and her "friend" as well as kidnapping and doing over some bloke for his memorabilia but even so, denying a man his right to a swift one off the wrist is bang out of order.
In that case does a minor misdemeanor such as being caught having a tug in public get you sent to a state penitentiary where you are allowed to have a w.ank but a serious sexual assault case gets you sent to a federal prison where you can't enjoy the sin of Onan?
Haven't a clue but it's ****ing madness. Imagine charging someone for ****ing on federal property Only in 'Murica guise.
I thought being able to have a crafty tug was written into their constitution. Something about the right to bare the baby's arm (?)
