Oh! Yes it's another one

Side splitting stuff..............


Disclaimer: May only be mildly amusing and not actually "side splitting"

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...ewells-transfer-window-round-up-2014090290088

Brian Sewell's transfer window round-up

WHILST scanning the arts supplements for the latest atrocities to be strewn across the nation’s canvasses I noticed the rear pages describing football transfers. I summarise them thusly:

Falcao – Monaco to Manchester United, loan:

I remember summering in Monaco in ’68 as the guest of the Prince, a gaudy little man with ear hair and a frankly unforgivable collection of inferior Picasso daubs. On my first evening there I lost the keys to my Gstaad residence in a casino game of Hunt The Tamarind, a sport peculiar to that particular establishment that is conducted in their laundry room. Sad though my memories are of those days – I eventually left under a cloud for suggesting the prince looked like he was breeding caterpillars in there – nothing would have induced me to flee to Manchester. Not even £16m.

Welbeck – Manchester United to Arsenal, £16m

Now this seems an eminently more sensible move, fleeing the ubiquitous flat caps and indistinguishable brown foods of the frozen North for our nation’s fair capital. One is reminded of Orpheus and Eurydice escaping from the underworld on the condition they never look back. As one would know if one avoided the comprehensive system, Orpheus could not resist looking back and lost Eurydice for ever. Given that if Mr Welbeck looks back, all he will see is Macclesfield, I don’t believe he will succumb to a similar temptation.

 

This RS c**t never gives up his pathetic wumming does he?

 

I do it just for you.

 

Poor even by the standards of an RS asshole

 

I sat at my laptop toiling over that article, my blood, sweat, tears and other bodily fluids went into it.

 

How many times does he have to say that he doesn't write these articles.
EVERY single time you slag him off saying it's poor.

 

I have come to accept that I do write them, I'm working on the next one now in time for LVG's sacking.

 

Better hurry up then the way United are going through managers nowadays

 

I am not so ******ed (or at least not as ******ed as an RS fan) not to realise he does not write this rubbish. But to scan the rags for anti United articles and post them here just to wum is plain moronic and pathetic. These are poor and it is HIS fault they are here on this board.

And again the mods of other boards particular the RS and the chavs wiill not stand for this kind of moronic activity ..

 

Take a chill pill.
Just laugh at how silly they are, or if you are unable to do that, ignore it.
You must have known when you saw the thread title and saw it was created by Gonz that it would be another Daily Mash article.

 

It's just a bit of fun, I'm not really wumming as I post the Liverpool Mash articles on our board and I post them on other teams boards. You have to be able to laugh at yourself or all is lost. There just happens to be a lot of these on Utd lately, I have no idea why.

 

Yeh you got to see the funny side.

Talking of which, anyone ever see this? https://twitter.com/evilkagawa The comments this guy came out with following our matches was funny as fck at times.

Now we have this... Demon Di Maria @DemonDiMaria

7 day ago I make biggest mistake of life. I no listen advice. Now it too late.
Why I leave Di Maria lunchbox alone same room as Anderson?

 

Evilkagawa was really funny, hopefully this is the same guy.