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Oh, to be a Tennis Player

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScotlandFanMuir, Jul 2, 2013.

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  1. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Tomas Berdych cranked up the heat in my interest in this years Wimbledon by bringing along his bit on the side to Court yesterday:-

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    Berdych though will face Novak Djokovic for a place in the Semi Final, a difficult task as the Serb is also receiving some frightening support:-

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    The winner of that colossal match up is surely due to go through and reach the final where it is likely that Andy Murray will be waiting, with Kim Sears (a munter in comparison) in support:-

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    Some beautiful tennis will be on show, for sure.

    I'm supporting Berdych.
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Jul 2, 2013
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Sara Foster (Tommy Haas)
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    federer's wife wid ye?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 2, 2013
  4. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Only after 8 pints.
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Jul 2, 2013
  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    murray's maw wid ye?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 2, 2013
  6. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    No even with your cock new <ok>

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    Ah wid BUT only if I could use a jonny.
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I'm betting Judy has the stamina of a transatlantic migratory bird.


    Ah wid - and it widnae be a quick affair either <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jul 2, 2013
  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    It's a veritable "fanny fest".

    **** football.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 2, 2013
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's F1 drivers am most jealous of. They get to drive fast cars and ride fast wimmin. The ****s. I ****in loathe them.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    And Italian footballers. Stunning Wimmin just love those greasy wops <ok>
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah know. Life just isny fair when we have to make to with the second rate totty.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 2, 2013
  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Racist policeman shocker
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 2, 2013
  14. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Just as well Andy Murray is a decent tennis player, he'd never get a shag otherwise.
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    What do you mean.

    He is a handsome young man.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 2, 2013
  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Andy Murray - Ah widnae

    Jamie Murray - Ah wid

    Judy Murray - Ah wid
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jul 2, 2013
  17. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    So's everyone to you, you ****ing senile munter
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

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    Now now dont get your red and white checked bloomers in a twist.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 2, 2013
  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Trev has a new cock?
     
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    monacoger, Jul 2, 2013
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    Interviewer "what would you be if you were not a professional footballer?" Peter Crouch "a virgin"
     
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