Oh **** this is better than sex!!

Luke Skywalker has been interacting with me on Twitter.

****!!!

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Who else have you interacted with on social media?

Me?

Omid Djalili
Toby Stevens
Johnny Vegas
Asa Eliot

 

Should put a NSFW tag on the thread..

IT'S ****ING GAY.

 

Yous are practically best mates. Has he invited you to the Ep. VIII premiere yet?

 

Homophobe!

 

Agreed. He did ask me to bring my Mates from Sunderland ake the mos Eisley cantina.

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^12 year olds twitter star wars ffs,

 

That’s when you brough Home your lightsaber Dad.

 

But ffs. Luke and me are like bros now.

 

Twitter..Star Wars..

Sad ****.

 

And your problem is?...

Just because you look like Greedo you six fingered blue pop supping cheesy ship scranning Mong faced Mackem weasel. Don’t go all beely on me.

 

i don't get the greedo bit?

 

Kevin Webster.

 

I've been having it away online with a gorgeous blonde babe from L.A. She had me doing all kinds of acts on my webcam but was a little shy in showing me hers. Turns out that the 'blonde babe' was in fact Kevin Spacey ffs

 

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Greedo

 

Only on this site can you have a thread about Star Wars next to a Message of Hate thread. Most other sites would have the two together with what they’ve done to the Star War films since the original three films.

 

Ricky Gervais, Russell Brand. Few of the NUFC journos.

 

No one. I don't waste my time on twitter bumming a load of famous people in a desperate attempt to feel my life has some worth.

Instead I spend that time shagging. I find it much more gratifying.

#stickyourtweetsupyourarse

 

'Have you ever seen a Mackem on Tatooine?'

 

Kevin Spacey is not only a bigger actor than Mark Hammill he's also topical. You win!