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Oh Nicky Boy......

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  1. Smithers

    Smithers Well-Known Member
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    Oh, Nicky boy, the fans, the fans are calling
    From the Brit to the Den, and down all the Premier sides
    The summer's gone, and all the signings are flopping
    'Tis you, 'tis you must post and we must bide.

    But come ye back when summer's in the window
    Or when the Britt is hushed and Red with empty seats
    'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in the Boothen
    Oh, Nicky boy, oh, Nicky boy, we miss you so.

    And if you come, and all the signings are still flopping
    If I am dead, as dead I well may feel
    I pray you'll find the place where I am crying
    And kneel and say "I told you so".

    And I shall hear, though soft and ironic thread on NOT606
    And all my heart will warm and better be
    And then you'll stand tall and bellow "TP Out"
    And I shall laugh in stiches until you calm down.

    or I'll simply sleep in peace until you oust TP.
    or And I shall stir in unrest until you riot again.
    or Oh, Nicky boy, oh, Nicky boy, we miss you so.[SUP][6][/SUP]
     
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  2. Pottermouth 328

    Pottermouth 328 Well-Known Member

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    <wah>Smither's

    Fan bloody tastic mate! IF I go before Pulis does I'll fookin shoot meself!
     
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  3. koskikabow

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    Potts , you might have a top ten hit there son.
     
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  4. koskikabow

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    And ONB , we understand how Tony P(Cl)ulis can get you down , he's an expert at that. But don't let him beat you into defeat ( ie. no longer posting ) I am sure you are twice the man he never was. So dust yourself off , stand tall and shout UP YOURS CLULIS I'M BACK. Nick , we other readers and posters are missing your contribution.
     
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  5. Smithers

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    Come back
    Nicky, come back
    Come back
    Nicky, come back

    This is the umpteenth time until today
    That you have run away
    I'm asking you for the numerous time, Nicky
    Love Stoke enough to stay

    Stay
    Stay
    Hey!

    Come back
    Nicky, come back
    Come back
    Nicky, come back

    B-b-b-b-bye, bye, bye, bye
    B-b-b-b-bye, bye, bye, bye

    I must admit TP is a clown
    To be mentally unsound
    But that doesn't mean
    That you have to leave town (Come back)

    Yes, and give it one more try
    'Cause a resentment for TP should-a never ever die (Come back)

    Yes wi' me anti TP ways
    And me DVD-collection of Waddo's days (Come back)
    Yes, wi' me bag a negativity
    And TP can be gone for eternity

    There ain't no use in you crying
    'Cause I'm as hurt as you
    We should ave been out protesting
    But your disdain of TP is true

    Oooh
    Oooh
    Oooh!
    (Come back)

    Every time me think of my TP (Nicky, come back)
    Walters come-a me mind(Come back)
    Every time me think of my TP (Nicky, come back)
    No shots come a me eye-a

    But he's not gone
    And we're not strong at the back
    Me beg him please
    'Pon me knees and he still never stop

    Ready he ready, eh
    And he's not gone, not gone
    He that man with the Baseball Cap
    Come on

    Come back, Nicky, don't you leave me
    Nicky, please don't go
    Oh, won't you give our brigade a second chance
    Nicky, We need you so

    Oh
    Oh
    Oh!
    Ohoho!

    Come back
    Nicky, come back (Come back, man)
    Nicky, come back
    Nicky, come back (Come back, man)

    Nicky, come back (Don't leave us)
    Nicky, come back (I cry, man)
    Nicky, come back (Come back, Nicky)
    Nicky, come back (Nicky, don't blow)

    Nicky, come back (Bring back my Tactics book)
    Nicky, come back (Bring back me sanity)
    Nicky, come back (Come back, don't leave us like this)
     
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  6. koskikabow

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    I am overawed , the songwriting talent among some Stokies is immense !:smiley-finger007:
     
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  7. Waddos_legends

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    This is why we have some of the best songs in the premier league <laugh> <ok>
     
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  8. Pottermouth 328

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    Brilliant Smither's try singing this to.. same as Kenwyne is a Stokie ...

    Smither's is a Stokie
    He's Brassed of like us all
    He hates T.P. like I do
    Cos we see no footie ball.

    OH, Go now Mr Clulis,
    I can't stand anymore.
    Five years on the plan is dead,
    So just walk out the door.

    It's Mr Coate's money
    Is keeping us alive,
    Thank God he's mega rich I say,
    But he does own 365.

    <whistle>
     
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  9. Pottermouth 328

    Pottermouth 328 Well-Known Member

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    Kick a bow
    Overawed? is it a rash?, Painfull. You should go see a doc sharpish, it might be contagious!
     
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  10. Smithers

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    Quality mate:, I'm hoping we can turn that rock that Nick is hiding under?
     
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  11. jowlermonkey

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    Nothing else to be said really, <applause> <applause> <applause>
     
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  12. Pottermouth 328

    Pottermouth 328 Well-Known Member

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    Really glad you said (WE) mate. I think Nicky has a chip on both shoulders. What the hell we're all mental on here.

    Nicky,

    Come and join us
    come and join us,
    We're all MISSING you
    Your wit, honesty and you have well " A way with words" A bit like the one's me n Smither's have writ.

    P.S. thought you might be interested to know. They have found King Richard 3rd under some proposed car park.

    He looks a bit like those Xrays of your back Nick. You mailed em to me remember?
     
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  13. jowlermonkey

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    Come on Nicky, I know you are pee'd off with "that man", but the support on here is pro ONB and you are missed.
     
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  14. Smithers

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    "Back For Good"

    I guess now it's time for me to give up
    I feel it's time
    Got a picture of you beside me
    Got you're Moustache mark around your Bovril cup
    Got a fist of pure emotion
    Got a head of shattered dreams
    Gotta leave it, gotta leave it all behind now

    Whatever he said, whatever he did - he meant it.
    We just want him gone for good
    Whenever he's wrong just tell us the song and we'll sing it
    You'll be right and understood

    Unaware but underlined we figured out the story
    It wasn't good
    But in the corner of our minds we celebrated glory
    But that was not to be
    In the twist of deep Depression you excelled at being free
    Can't you find a little room inside for TP?

    Whatever He said, whatever He did - He mean it
    We just want you back for good
    Whenever He's wrong just tell us the song and we'll sing it
    You'll be right and understood

    And we'll stand together, us loyal Stokies forever
    We'll be fighting and forever we will be
    So complete in our belief
    We will expose TP

    Whatever He said, whatever He did - He mean it
    We just want you back for good
    Whenever He's wrong just tell us the song and we'll sing it
    You'll be right and understood
     
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  15. nickyb

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    Gentlemen, and I use that remark with the greatest respect.

    I am genuinely humbled by the messages on here, kicked off by Not606's very own Lennon & McCartney - Smithers, aided and abetted by the rest of you reprobates, thank you:emoticon-0139-bow::emoticon-0139-bow::emoticon-0139-bow::emoticon-0139-bow::emoticon-0139-bow::emoticon-0139-bow::emoticon-0139-bow::emoticon-0139-bow::emoticon-0139-bow::emoticon-0139-bow:

    I think that the last few games (or so) have been the turning point for many Stokies, so contrary to popular opinion, PULIS IN!!

    Nah, only joking, even typing that made me go all shivery.

    Well my friends, I'm back and here to stay, from now on I will be a flounce-free zone.

    Seeya soon

    Nick
     
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  16. koskikabow

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    Welcome home Nick
     
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  17. jowlermonkey

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    Welcome back ONB,

    Pulis in (deep doohdah)
     
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