to the Church! http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3950656/Joey-Barton-I-may-quit-football-to-be-Catholic-priest.html
Well...wouldn't be the first. Gavin Peacock is now a vicar in Canada...quite a severe career change though!
The power of Christ compels him I suggest his first exorcism is Garth Cookes . I wish him well as off the pitch he is doing some very good things
Father Barton can employ the widest range of ecclesiastical devices to overcome the power of Satan;holy water, scapulars, novenas, rosary beads and hail Mary's; and if the combined might of the aforementioned doesn't leave one in a state of grace, he has a few Havanas stashed away as a last resort.
That's about right. The perfect forum for him to carry on his nasty behaviour albeit in a more subtle way.
Many many years ago there was a Father Barton in a little village in Kerry maybe he was Joey's uncle.