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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Roy Keane 'shouted at taxi driver' in Altrincham

    Ex-Manchester United captain Roy Keane made a two-finger gesture and shouted aggressively after a taxi driver told him to smile, a court heard. The 43-year-old is said to have "stared aggressively" after Fateh Kerar, 44, made a "smile" gesture and drove off.

    Manchester Magistrates Court heard Mr Keane followed him, catching up with him near traffic lights in Ashley Road, Altrincham on 30 January. Mr Keane denies committing a public order offence. The Republic of Ireland assistant manager denies giving a "V" sign to Mr Kerar before getting out of his vehicle and shouting and waving his arms about.

    'Staring in face'
    The court heard Mr Keane got back in his car and drove off afterwards. The former footballer, who also captained his country and played for Nottingham Forest and Celtic, is accused of causing harassment, alarm or distress.

    Mr Kerar, giving evidence from behind a screen, told the court he had pulled over at a bank to allow his passenger to get cash.

    As he did, he noticed Mr Keane in his car across the road, recognising him from his days at Manchester United, adding: "I love Roy Keane and I love football."

    He said: "When I parked my car I looked to the left and it was Roy Keane parked in his car. I looked at him, he looked at me. He kept staring at me in my face.

    "He was looking at me very aggressively, saying something in his car. I couldn't hear him. He was giving me bad looks."

    'I was shaking'
    Mr Kerar said he made a wave gesture to him but Mr Keane made no response and continued to stare at him for between 10 and 15 seconds. He said he set off to Altrincham railway station with his fare and Mr Keane followed him "straight away".

    He told the court Mr Keane "jumped from his car and he was swearing, aggressive. He was swearing, mad and he lost his temper." He added that people were staring and he told Mr Keane, "just get back to your car".
    "I heard him say, 'what's wrong with you?' in an Irish accent." "I could see everybody looking at me. I stopped outside the station, I was shaking." He told the court he then went to Altrincham police station.

    The trial continues.
     
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  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    People are ****in Jessies...

    There was a story last week where an ex cop called the cops cause his neighbours gnome caused him fear and alarm !
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    "I heard him say, 'what's wrong with you?' in an Irish accent.

    This should have gone to the High Court.
     
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    Roy Keane in use of an Irish accent shock horror
     
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    Fateh Kerar

    Relation of yours Pud?
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    That's Nigelshire for you. Full of perma-offended ****s.
     
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    No, he sounds muSLIM...
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    He kept staring at me in my face.

    <rofl>

    As opposed to staring at him in his arse.
     
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  9. Mick O'Toon

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    is accused of causing harassment, alarm or distress.

    Make up your ****ing mind,
     
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    I had the misfortune of meeting Roy Keane about twelve years ago at the Pitsea Boat Museum, near to Wat Tyler Park in Essex. He was playing on one those radio-controlled boat games, the ones with the mini wheels to steer, and the plastic lighthouses and tunnels to navigate around and through.
    He was controlling a little red number and giving it plenty of large, so I stuck my 20p into the slot and took the helm of a speedy-looking green vessel. But Keane just carried on bustling about, barging other boats and generally bossing the naval arena.
    I stepped up to the mark, though, and came in heavy on his starboard bow, knocking him off course and sending his vessel screeching into the alabaster atoll.
    He went ape-**** and offered me outside for a scuff. 'Come on, ya feckin' ****,' he raged, 'let's do this outside, I 'll kick ya feckin' **** off.'
    I laughed in the face of this posturing gargoyle: 'I ain't gonna fight a man who looks like he's had a record melted onto his head,' I retorted.
    'Fair enough,' said Keane, and we carried on playing till the museum shut.
     
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    Two Hamilton Accies fans got fined over a grand each under OBAF for singing "well well **** yer well"
     
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    Not guilty

    Close thread
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You obviously haven't seen http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377981/

    It cause me plenty fear and alarm.
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Says an inhabitant of a place where people are offended by parades, green traffic lights, poppies and Jamie Redknapp <whistle>
     
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    Aye.

    Aberdeens a right hotbed of sectarian traffic light racists.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    *Aberdeen's
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    There goes my dreams of being an author.
     
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  18. Brendan Rodgers Trannies

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    Here's how a dashing young chap should emerge from a taxi.

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    Do I look hot in that gear or what?
     
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  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    [QUOTE="Michael Gove, post: 8054175, member: ]Here's how a dashing young chap should emerge from a taxi.

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    Do I look hot in that gear or what?[/QUOTE]
    By the time that cab ride reaches your expense form It will cost the taxpayer a fortune ya robbin Tory ****.
     
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