Guess it's better than ants in your pants... or Swans in your garden (no offense Bongo).. Maybe you should get someone to take them away?
Must so though Proph, it's a bit odd why you'd share this with us as it's nann of our business... Let's face it, it's a bit much you korma'ing on here to tikka the micky and make us all feel peckish to boot. Saying that, we've always known you're as mad(r)as a hatter so I'll leave you to curry on!