BORED....... roll on roll on,lets get this pre season over and all our new signings together,stevie g fitter than ever before andy carroll has had an outstanding partnership with luis in the summer playing the friendlies,fabio is over his injury worries and is gonna give us a whole season injury free and that wicked left foot of his at dead ball situations have left our opponents,with squishey bottoms,agger fit and rareing to go,dirk has started off how he ended last season "goals goals",carra has rooney pulling his hair out!!!! at the first meeting.moyles wishes,he took up the the scotland rugby union job,but he still cant manage a decent team!!!.brian clough is reincarnated and is installed as england manager,my missus dumps her man utd shirt and buys a liverpool one,petrol goes below 80p a gallon,we pull out off iraq and afghanistan (spelling oops),infact the whole world is at peace.england becomes a tax free country!!!.I marry kylie and have 19 kids.man utd go bust and are in the northern sunday league division 25 and, HAS THE SEASON STARTED YET!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yea and woy says sorry for ruining my sunday dinners,my saturday kebabs,and he has agreed to pay my bbc liscence fee for the 6 months he was in charge,blah blah blah.
Haha I knew it was fantasy when I read the bit about Aurelio being injury free all season. You marrying Kylie seems much more plausible. I get terminal boredom during the season when we have all those stupid international breaks. I often slip into a coma during the close season.
Great article. However I'm a bit freaked by your obsession with Kylie..If it were Natalie Sawyer or Charlotte Jackson,who have something that Kylie doesn't and thats a busom,then that would be fine.
KPR..I'd bang Kylie till me knob fell off!!! Charlotte Jackson..yee gawd's man, she makes Mrs Rooney look tasty. If you want a truly fit bird, my lad has a picture of Kelly Kelly from the wrestling on his wall..can't imagine why
Kelly Kelly. Now that doesn't surprise me that someone has a name like that,since we found out Gary Nevilles dad's name was Neville Neville.
