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Discussion in 'Formula 1' started by 51LV3R8RR04, Apr 15, 2014.

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Whose fortune will come true?

Poll closed Apr 18, 2014.
  1. Nico Rosberg

    28.1%
  2. Lewis Hamilton

    62.5%
  3. Nico Hulkenberg

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Fernando Alonso

    3.1%
  5. Jenson Button

    6.3%
  6. Sebastian Vettel

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Kevin Magnussen

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Valterri Bottas

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Sergio Perez

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Daniel Ricciardo

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  11. Other, please mention below and in bold

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
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  1. 51LV3R8RR04

    51LV3R8RR04 Well-Known Member

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    No that isn't a typo...

    Yadda yadda... who will win this year Nico or Lewis? The rest have no chance to beat them when you're driving an LMP2 car. Now to link some pictures to make me look professional...

    What is the first thought that comes into your head? *Answer below*
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    Look at how professional I look:
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    Much happier times for Stefano and Forza back then...
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    Times UK

    Practice 1 Fri 03:00
    Practice 2 Fri 07:00
    Practice 3 Sat 04:00
    Qualifying Sat 07:00
    Race Sun 08:00


    WEATHER:

    FRI: Sunny/Cloudy
    SAT: Rain
    SUN: Rain

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  2. BrightLampShade

    BrightLampShade Well-Known Member
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    If thats what yours looks like you may want to visit a doctor :D
     
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  3. 51LV3R8RR04

    51LV3R8RR04 Well-Known Member

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    For picture 1 looks like some sort of pregnant Zombie mummy on skies... that or a massive tumour on skies.

    Or an erection gone bad at turn 11...
     
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  4. BrightLampShade

    BrightLampShade Well-Known Member
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    Can finally post this <whistle>


    Prediction lap comparison:

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  5. RoadRunner

    RoadRunner Well-Known Member

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    I can't unsee the outline of this track looking like a little man doing the splits.
     
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  6. 51LV3R8RR04

    51LV3R8RR04 Well-Known Member

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    Come on lets not allow Lewis to win the pole, I mean Nico's intelligence and knowledge of 6 different languages will be the factor here!
     
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  7. BrightLampShade

    BrightLampShade Well-Known Member
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    This circuit has a bit of everything. For that you need a complete driver, maybe the most complete driver on the grid.

    Step forward Maxy C!
     
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  8. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I?
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    <laugh> Silver has dick on the brain!
     
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  9. Piebacca

    Piebacca Well-Known Member

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    American zombie on skis.
     
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  10. 51LV3R8RR04

    51LV3R8RR04 Well-Known Member

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    It's called manipulation on a subconscious level ;)
     
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  11. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I?
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  12. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I?
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    Im not even going to question your subconscious Penis manipulation.
     
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  13. 51LV3R8RR04

    51LV3R8RR04 Well-Known Member

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  14. JonnyBaws

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    Unless the others have made a major leap in performance, this is going to be The Merc Show again.
    They pulled out a 20 sec game in just over 10 laps whilst fighting each other, so could have gone a bit quicker if they weren't holding each other up!
    2+ sec/lap isn't going to be addressed in a fortnight, unless one of the teams have a eureka moment.
    Both Hamilton and Rosberg like this track and have won here.
    Will boil down to who's done their homework and has the best car setup that evolves better throughout the GP weekend.
    Voted for Hamilton but it was truly 50/50..
    Hope the others do catch up though, wasn't a fan of the Redbull dominance and Merc dominance (whilst they may be allowed to race) won't be Fun for too much longer!
     
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  15. 51LV3R8RR04

    51LV3R8RR04 Well-Known Member

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    I found it funny...

    "5 stages of appeal"

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  16. eddie_squidd

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    Daffy Duck in a mortar-board hat.
     
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  17. 51LV3R8RR04

    51LV3R8RR04 Well-Known Member

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    Or an alien with very short legs...
     
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  18. 51LV3R8RR04

    51LV3R8RR04 Well-Known Member

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    Renault will be taking another step with the engine to try and claw back Mercedes advantage: http://www.gpupdate.net/en/f1-news/309328/renault-edging-closer-to-limit-of-new-engine/

    "At the test in Bahrain we tested several new software modes that will see us closer to the limits of the Power Unit than before," said Rémi Taffin, Renault Sport F1 head of track operations. "In the past three races we have been some way from the edge of the performance envelope but these new modes should see us running more to the extreme. The drivers should feel improved driveability and it should also give us greater life from each part.

    "Likewise we have been working on energy management per lap, particularly in the slow corners. We know we are missing out on the straights but these steps have given us greater traction in the turns, which should extend tyre life and give greater flexibility on strategies. The greater part of our work has been concentrated on race modes and performance as this is where we believe the bigger steps can be taken, rather than in qualifying.

    "All of these improvements should put us a bit closer to the front in China."
     
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  19. JonnyBaws

    JonnyBaws Well-Known Member

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    And of course Mercedes have stood still...
    Would be very surprised if Mercedes aren't working on making their strengths stronger and working on ironing out any weaknesses they have.

    But, still be nice to see a closer grid, would be better if Ferrari could short their ****e out too!
     
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  20. EternalMSC

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    Thanks Silver, much appreciated mate. I think Rosberg will take this. Aren't I on x2 correct predictions?
     
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