Dearly beloved, I bring with me the sad news that our good friend and fellow member, UTR's ( also known as Greg ) ............ is no longer with us. Yes dear members, hold back your farts but don't hold back your tears for we have lost one of our own. A fellow who could make you laugh, even if you weren't listening, a fellow who could play us a mean tune, even if it came from his ass, a fellow who could talk as much crap as the rest of us, yet we still believed him ( I have to say that ). Yes folks, good old UTR's has kicked the bucket, gone for a burton, flown the coup, as they say ........ well, you could just say he's p!ssed off but then l wouldn't have a funeral to organise, would l? Friday 15th of July 2017 Location - Rochdale Council Tip office & Reception Room Time - Whenever you can make it on the day. So people, here is the official pallbearers list and details. Pallbearer 1 - Kiwi Pallbearer 2 - Sans Pallbearer 3 - Gordon Pallbearer 4 - Wooperts Reverend of the Day - The Right Honorable Reverend Didley Squat Sorry about dropping UTR's on his friggin head, the vote from the board was to get the cheapest undertaker possible. Members are asked to leave their condolences here on this very special page, created in memory of UTR's.
Nah, I refuse to accept he's gone forever. He's done this before, he takes a little break and comes back refreshed and full of beans again. He'll be back.
By the way, Rochdale Council Tip is currently closed for refurbishment. They are converting it into a new football stadium for the local football team. Can we delay the funeral service for say a couple of days, and move it to Man. Citeh's ground - it's like a morgue there anyway ?
Ok UTR's ..... the game is up! Your not dead, you can't be...... cause no one turned up at your funeral. The casket was empty. It's all fake news!
You make a valid point there, Woops. Question though ....... Does UTR's really talk as much crap as Trump?
Hey Didley, Greg has been spotted on the music thread on here, only yesterday........ He is alive and well