A man walks into a bar, he notices a sign on the wall that says hot dogs £2 cheeseburgers £3 and handjobs £10. A busty blonde approaches him and asks” what can I get you sweetie? Yeah, are you the one giving the handjobs? Smiling she says “why yes I am” “In that case” says the man “why don't you go wash your hands and make me a cheeseburger!!!