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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Aug 7, 2011.

  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    An earlier thread got me thinking back to when I was 17 and serving my engineering apprenticeship.

    I was sent to work on site in Cardiff and shared a room with an old site worker from Middlesbrough, he would be around 26 and we had twin beds, most nights he came in late and pissed, it was a whole new world to me.

    One night he came in and woke me,”I have brought a lass back so go to sleep and don’t watch”, how the **** was I supposed to sleep after that. I heard all sorts of noises but was scared to look.

    After a while I heard the girl leave the room to go to the loo, my room mate came over and said,”Look what she has ****ing done to me”. I turned to find a very sore looking dick in my face with a foreskin pushed back to his balls.

    The door opened, I turned over and my room mate decided he needed the loo and left the room.

    I had a tap on my shoulder, turned to see a naked ugly woman who asked,”Do you want a go”.

    “No thank you”, I replayed with a trembling voice, I always did have manners and my mum would have been proud of me saying thank you.

    My only sexual encounter had been with a young girl from the village I lived in, both young and not a clue, this lady of Cardiff was way, way above what I was used to and I still feel the fear.
     
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  2. Commachio

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    And you expect us to believe the rest about a female.........
     
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  3. Wherewereyou

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    Now, if it had been a German Shepherd .....................
     
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  4. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Its true, he was from the boro, did not work there, long time ago but I'm sure he was called Ray
     
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  6. Commachio

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    Hardcore porn is frowned upon amongst some of the more reserved viewers...........mary whitehouse would be up in arms calling for major cuts, or even a full ban.
     
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  7. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I try and post a serious post for sensible debate and its turned into a dogs dinner
     
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  8. Willa Pond

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    I'll get me (glossy) coat.
     
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    Dogs dinner for two? Quiet corner, away from the band?

    x
     
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  10. MrRAWhite

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    It seems like that Welsh beauty has made a lasting impression on you Syd...
     
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  11. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    scared the **** out of me mate
     
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  12. Commachio

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    **** off bobby, i swear you've been on pills, your posts get funnier day by day.,
     
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  13. Wherewereyou

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    My mistake - I should have said Welsh Border Collie.
     
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  14. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I promise she could well be the reason I like dogs, there again she would have put me off for life..
     
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  15. Billy Death

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    I would of ****ed her Syd.
     
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  16. Gil T Azell

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    At my age a would f*ck a warm loaf.
     
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  17. Willa Pond

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    Hmmm, I'm just back from the shops and I bought a warm loaf. Not sure I want it now.
     
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  18. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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  19. Wherewereyou

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    Phwooarhh. Look at the crust on that.
     
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  20. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    I think malb may be getting his crumbs out
     
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