It is true. She won't go into details but there's something about someone perverting the course of justice... We've only been seeing each other a few months. I dnno whether to crack up or listen to Harry Nillsons without you on repeat... Can anyone top that...
Closest I know personally, is my mates Mrs left him for a rich guy from Richmond. A month later he was chasing her from the door when she turned up when the bloke got banged up for fraud.