The 'Set aboot ye' comment was hilarious, and he benefitted from being at the right place at the right time for that interview, but if you can find a report of anyone backing up his herioc claim then I'd like to see it.
A pal of mine works in the baggage handling at Paisley Int Airport (it's in ****in Paisley) and he told us that Smeato had to get hauners off of some woman!!! Well seen the ****s fae Erskine!