...or that's what I thought. http://www.paisleydailyexpress.co.uk/2011/12/01/off-licence-hit-with-eight-week-ban-87085-29872312/ Was he just sauntering around with his chap hanging out? Can't imagine that your shop would get shut for letting your arse hang out.
He blames his baggy trousers, but I doubt he would have got a ban for a bit of builder bum, mustve been showing off the sausage!
As with my previous personas, I've run out of steam. Cannae be arsed kidding on I'm a tranny that's shagged everybody anymore. It was funny for two minutes and then it just pissed everyone off (which amused me) but I physically can't muster any more Aussie euphemisms for cock.
Fraid so - thought it was obvious. Had to bail as my work was checking my browsing history and there was too much info in my posts in here that gave me away - I use a mixture of the laptop, work machine and phone now which kind of covers me but my time in work on forums still needs to decrease dramatically <snowedunder>
