Ladies and gentlebugs, not a moment early nor a moment late, with no further ado, I present to you the seasonal final of the 2014/15 COTM competition. The biggest winner of any month was the Allams, who in March amassed a total of 40 votes with a whopping 55.6% of the overall vote. Second place belongs to Vickie Timbrell in May, that whore who stole the Beckford shirt out of the hands of an 8 year old boy, with 39 votes and 41.1% of the overall vote. Third place belongs to the Belgian Federal Police in August, with 38 votes but only gaining 31.7% of the overall, which was largely due to the fantastic performance of Ovidiu Hategan (who officiated our home tie vs. Lokeren) who managed the unrivalled 2nd place record finish with 35 votes (29.2%) in what was arguably the strongest round of the entire season. Lets have a round of applause for our unlucky loser. The only contestant to come into the final without being a monthly winner is Jake Livermore, who was suspended from competition in May in the interests of keeping an otherwise very strong month competitive (as we knew he'd have walked it else). August - Belgian Federal Police - for the ridiculous, over the top, heavy handed policing operation in Belgium, forcing fans past a dangerous pub occupied by some local hooligans and trying their utmost best to anger city fans and incite a riot. September - 19:04 booing ammonia scum - the ****s who booed a city song. October - Half n half shirt wearing whore - that total bitch at Anfield. November - Pattynchips - for abusing a disabled girl. December - Gary Cahill - diving twat. January - Curtis Davies' agent - whinging like a spoiled tart. Febuary - Nigel Pearson - for throttling James McCarthy, then trying to show off by claiming "I can look after myself". March - The Allams - The Airco eviction, claiming victory on the appeal, that interview by Ehab... April - AKCJ - for being 'fuming with Liverpool' about their 'disgusting performance' and whatever other twattish outbursts he came out with in April (links anyone?). May - Vickie Timbrell - that horrible 31 year old whore at the League 1 playoff final, who isn't even a Preston fan, who stole Beckfords shirt from the hands of an 8 year old boy. Jake Livermore was supposed to enter straight into the final, but due to restrictions with the poll only being allowing for 10 selections, he has avoided the competition by mere chance, the ****. May the biggest **** win!
It's between Patty and The Allams for me. Not sure which one is worse... Also, wasn't Sepp meant to be in this vote Hat?
Tough, very very tough, and controversially i've gone for that slag who robbed the shirt from that kid over the allams who I prob should have voted for, and who most will no doubt vote for.
I don't even know about it but I would put a lot of money on it being something like this; 1) Patty says something ridiculously stupid. 2) Everyone laughs. 3) He can't accept truth. 4) Repeat.
Nearly. Change 'everyone laughs' to 'everyone calls abuses him for the **** he is' and you've got it. He had a go at a young lass with cancer if I recall, the massive ****.
Yeah. Exactly. I don't know what's worse, the fact he said it, or the fact he continued to defend his corner...
This is a tough vote - my default would be The Allams, or perhaps the 19:04 booers. But now I've been reminded of Patty's extreme ****ery on that thread I'm being swayed. He'd probably treat winning it like an ASBO Badge of Honour though.
50-50 between the Allams and the booers for me, voted for the booers in the hope that enough other people would vote Allam
