Jose! Jose! Who had to âgoesâ away! To Liverpool! You god damned fool! A place of disparate speech A manager called dog leash That canny Jock Will be quick for your cock With his Scottish brogue Please keep on your toes For his canny tone Unleashed at Boyzone Is a simple sign That youâre in his designs And just like Andy Heâll get a bit randy Heâll promise you left back For the delights of your crack. Good luck Jose and be safe.