Scotland's shame. ***s have warnings on them, drink should have warnings on them so what about fatty foods like that deplorable Ulster Fry Up? At least with ***s and booze the government get their duty and if everyone decided to give up ***s and booze in this country we'd be ****ed without the tax revenue. But what about fat bastards who cause as much hospital time as the other two evils. Surely they should be forced to go on a diet. And while we are at it we can ban ***s and booze. I'm sick to death of sitting with one cheek on the seat on the bus because of some fat **** beside me. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Am one of the lucky bastards who is in possession of a metabolism that allows me to eat what the **** I want without putting on any weight.
Yeah but I canny see them and am on a mission to destroy them anyways with tobacco and alcohol so no **** gets them after I die.
I have always been slim and always will be. Used to eat loads when I was younger. Mum often telling me that I had hollow legs or referring to me as a "walking one iron". Don't eat anywhere near as much now but still retain the stealthy slim and sleek pantheresque type figure. Plus a remarkable propensity for dumping as well. 3 or 4 craps a day, regular. Sign of a healthy digestive system.
Clear medical evidence that you have cancer of the **** chute, and will shortly crap out your heart and lungs. You don't have long left, make the most of it.
No. You don't get that until you are 60 and since I am not of that specific age I am currently ineligible for said bus pass. Thanks for your enquiry though. Perhaps you should concentrate on choppers falling out of the sky willy nilly and upsetting our resident hypocrite baldothespastic.
Same here but it's not always a good thing. Try putting on any size with a metabolism like that. Not easy
