An obese virgin hospitalised his girlfriend after his enthusiastic thrusts resulted in her head being bashed through a plasterboard wall. Gregg Casarona, who weighed in at a hefty 31 stone, feared for the worst after concussing Jen Gerakaris, who weighed just 8 stone at the time. âMy initial reaction was: âI killed herâ,â Mr Casarona told the New York Post. ââThis is my first time. And Jen is dead.ââ After a couple of seconds, which felt like an eternity to the 21-year-old, his girlfriend pulled her head out of the wall and exclaimed: âWhyâd you stop?!â âHe looked like he was about to have a heart attack,â she explained. âSo I just wanted to lighten the mood.â But after Ms Gerakaris started to feel dizzy and nauseous, the caring Casanova insisted on taking her to their local hospital in New Jersey. Now a reconstruction of the pairâs escapade is due to be broadcast on American TV show "Sex Sent Me to the ER" (add your own joke here)on December 28. Other guests on the programme include a woman who âsufferedâ a two-hour orgasm, a couple who injured themselves while having sex in a janitorâs cupboard and another man who had a stroke when copulating with his girlfriend.
The article doesn't say who was on top, but it sounds like it must have been Mr. 31 Stone, in which case it's a miracle she didn't drown in blubber.
