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O/T Titus Bramble

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Carmine Galante., May 30, 2012.

  1. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Has anyone seen the two and eight of the bird he left court with?

    You'd think a nice, conservative suit or dress would be appropriate attire considering the nature of the case.

    Hell no, she was dressed like a proz. If her skirt got any shorter she'd be in the dock with him for outraging public decency.

    A bit of common sense eh?????
     
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  2. Anal Frank Fingers

    Anal Frank Fingers Well-Known Member

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    Any linkage ?
     
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  3. Cillit Bang

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    Dammit man! We need pictures!!!
     
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  4. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Sorry chaps the harlot was seen on SSN with old Tithead so no linkage.

    Take my word for it though when I say she wouldn't have looked out of place in the Earl De Gray.

    In that cage.

    You know the one.
     
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  5. Happy Tiger

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    "Harlot" heh, not a word I'd expect to see on there tbh but yeah, it IS the perfect word for her.
     
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  6. Anal Frank Fingers

    Anal Frank Fingers Well-Known Member

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    Don't know what cage you are referring to..... <whistle>
     
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  7. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    I've been in it. That was a rum night I can tell you.
     
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  8. HCAFC (Airlie Tiger)

    HCAFC (Airlie Tiger) Well-Known Member

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    She won't get asked to pose in Nuts wearing a conservative suit will she? If she's lucky she can get a new career out of this!
     
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  9. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    She's more readers wives TBH and I don't think they get paid for that.

    A proper Tower bird.
     
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  10. Cillit Bang

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    CAUTION! The following tale is not for kids!

    A good few years ago, I went on a stag do which started around 4-5pm in Earl De Grey. We ventured into the back part where we saw the cage fully loaded with the grizzliest of grizzlies inside, grinding her exceptionally large and weathered flaps on a traffic cone sized dildo.
    Except we weren't the only group witnessing this. Another stag was well oiled and bumbling around with his bottle of Budwieser and looked like he'd been on the sauce since the night before. He wandered around, bouncing from table, to bar, back to table and finally over to the cage where he gave the woman (and I use that word loosely) his bottle of bud. She grabbed it and slid it into the holiest of holies followed by "Trap No 2" and handed it back to the drunk who then laughed heartily, held his bottle in the air and gave a massive roar and waddled over to the rest of his mates.
    He then took a massive slurp of his beer.
    The site of his mate crying with laughter and chucking up at the same time was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
     
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  11. Party Hull!

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    I think I am too young to know anything about this 'cage'. What the **** was it all about?

    I live near Earl De Grey, it's just a derelict shell now. I'll never look at it the same way now I know it had women trapped in a cage being forced to open Buds with their fannies.

    Sheesh.
     
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  12. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Oh no, dear God no.

    I ended up in there on my stag do.

    I wasn't that pissed though surely.

    I'd have remembered that.

    Wouldn't I??

    Surely.

    Wouldn't I ??

    Somebody please tell me I'd have remembered doing that .

    :p
     
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  13. andy payton's mullet

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    You'd have remembered doing that.

    Wouldn't you???!!!!!
     
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  14. Jaggro

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    Sorry NFU, but I doubt I'd remember doing that ;)
     
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  15. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    I'd have definately remembered.

    Saying that I've woken up next to some complete horror bags without the faintest idea how I got there so who knows?

    All part of the rich tapestry of life.

    :eek:
     
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  16. andy payton's mullet

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    Just about the only part of my stag do that I do remember is being taken on stage at the strip joint. I will never eat a twix again in my life.

    EVER!!!
     
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  17. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    That sounds interesting,very interesting.

    Spill the beanage.
     
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  18. andy payton's mullet

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    Can't say too much, but having observed proceedings my uncle realised that he'd led a very sheltered life :shocked:
     
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  19. Carmine Galante.

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    I think I know what your on about.

    :eek::eek::eek:
     
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  20. FLG

    FLG Well-Known Member

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    Was it this one in the video clip?

    [video]http://www.key103.co.uk/news/uk-and-world/20120528-live-updates-titus-bramble-sex-assault-trial/[/video]
     
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