Some while ago, we had a thread on places to eat in Hull/East Riding. I just came across this in today's Travel section: http://www.theguardian.com/travel/2014/jul/26/tickton-grange-beverley-east-yorkshire-hotel-review
Ah, but does the Daily Vile even know of the existence of East Yorkshire? Does the Daily Dreadnought (and the tax-dodging twins)?
A mate of mine went to Tickton for a meal. They have a drink in the bar and then invite you through to your table. Shall i take your glass sir says the waiter, Nah says my mate I can carry my own pint thank you, which had just been pulled. As him and his mrs follow the waiter not only does it slip through his hand, as it drops he kicks it by accident- soaks the waiter top to toe. I imagine that waiter did summat nasty to my mates meal
Oh, come on now. At the end of the day that's as cliché ridden a piece of journalistic tripe as could be. If she'd have thought outside the box she would have avoided most of her turgid phraseology like the plague and produced a quality piece of writing. It begs the question, but in the grand scheme of things was she actually in receipt of payment for that drivel?