o/t teetotallers. Do we have any?

After making a tit of myself AGAIN at the weekend, I'm thinking of knocking alcohol on the head for a bit.

Anyone got any decent choices of soft drinks? I can't seem to find any I like.

 

Coca-Cola.

 

Water

 

Shandy

 

I've never really liked cola, but having read what's happening to you when you drink it, you're safer with a cup out of the Humber. Water's okay, but I'll resent paying for something that I can get free out of the sink in the toilet.

I don't mind lime and soda, but it looks so gay.

 

If you don't want to look gay, why don't you just get a mocktail?

 

Ginger beer. Then you can switch to Crabbies once you realise being out sober with a bunch of pissed people is ****.

 

I used to be able to drink vodka like water, that's part of my problem. After a few pints i think I still can.

Shandy's actually not a bad shout.

 

They are obliged by law to give you tap water free!

Tell 'em you're Gazza's twin, non alcoholic, brother.

 

What's a mocktail? I it's loads of sugary pop, it'll make me ill.

 

+1 for Shandy...or non alcholic beer if they serve it

 

Try a bottle of tonic water. Plenty of ice and a slice. You'll look quite cool at the bar with that too.

 

Holy **** you drink Vodka by the pint?! You do need to cut back mate, thoguh I applaud your choice of 'soft drink' as shandy!

 

I said it in jest. It's a non-alcoholic cocktail. Looks exactly the same as normal cocktail though, just without the alcohol... basically a camp smoothie. Though it mocks the cocktail and doesn't have the word cock in it, so does that then make it less gay?

 

I tried that crabbies, gave it away..

Nope, cheers folks, shandy ticks the box for now.

It says a lot about my habits that it never occurred to me.

 

Lagers quite soft isn't it?

And that **** they drink at Rugby.

 

Are you sure about that?

 

Moscatel de Setúbal. Very good