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  1. DMD

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    Have you seen this woman's pussy?

    If HDM could see what's coming, surely she should?

    Saying that, I've lost a few Fridays and whole weekends over the years.


    CLAIRVOYANT Vanessa Houghton has launched a hunt to find her beloved assistant – an unlucky cat named Friday.

    Mother-of-four Vanessa, who is known to her clients as Netty, takes the cat to comfort clients in their homes.

    But on July 7, Friday, who was so named because he was found dumped when he was a few days old on Friday 13 six years ago, went missing, sparking a search.

    Vanessa, 45, said: "I was visiting a friend in Heads Lane, in Hessle, when she went to fetch something from my car.

    "My friend came indoors and said, 'I've just seen a little blue cat outside'.

    "When I got home I realised that Friday was missing. It must have been her."
     
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  2. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    and you thought boring us with this was a good idea?
    heh.
     
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    PattyNchips2, Jul 21, 2014
  3. Stuart Blampey

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    She must be worried sick.

    She'll be having kittens till Monday is found.
     
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    Stuart Blampey, Jul 21, 2014
  4. DMD

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    I hope people don't end up hurting her felines.
     
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    I once knew a clairvoyant gardener. He could see the fuchsia.
     
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  6. Stuart Blampey

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    I think we should all paws for a minute and think positive thoughts.
     
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    Stuart Blampey, Jul 21, 2014
  7. DMD

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    Spare a thought for the clairvoyants reading.
     
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  8. Stuart Blampey

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    I had a premonition you would post that.
     
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    Stuart Blampey, Jul 21, 2014
  9. DMD

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    I used to go out with a psychic, once a month I'd get my palm red.
     
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  10. Charlie1

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    I had a premonition you would post that.
     
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  11. DMD

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    Come again?
     
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  12. Stuart Blampey

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    Cat got your tongue mate?
     
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  13. DMD

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    It was just a stress thing, but I'm karma now.
     
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    I must have missed the first one. Must polish my crystal balls.
     
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    Charlie1, Jul 21, 2014
  15. DMD

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    It's a Krakow.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. Stuart Blampey

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    Or a Catowice?
     
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    Stuart Blampey, Jul 21, 2014
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    I had a premonition, there'd be a really **** thread tonight.
     
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    Kempton, Jul 21, 2014
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    Was going to an evening of psychic readings tonight but it had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
     
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    BlackAndAmberGambler, Jul 21, 2014
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    How can any thread where Charlie mentions polishing balls be ****?
     
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    Thought she would have seen that coming.
     
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    balkan tiger, Jul 21, 2014
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