Just heard Gerrard's post match interview. On Rooney, Gerrard said he was "fit and itching". So what has Rooney been up to whilst the others have been playing? Does his missus know?
He looks like a little ventriloquists doll with that hair when he's sat politely watching the games he's banned from. It's all because he decided to get in amongst it when they were having their haircut party in Ashley Young's room the other day (actually reported as news by BBC or ITV), and they'd made him look a prick. I bet it was that Ashley Cole what did it. The prankster.