O/T Shocking Discovery

I just had a shower a little while ago and while I was in there I thought I'd see how much change I had in my wallet as it was in my right hand. So I looked down and noticed I had two peas and a baked bean nestled in my pubes. I do trim, which makes it quite hard to understand. Also, one of the peas was frozen which is even more baffling.

I daren't check my cornhole.

 

Unbelievable Jeff

 

What sort of antics have you been up to?

Always run the risk of this sort of caper if you go up the wrong 'un.

 

I believe the technical name is two testicles and a penis.

 

Hahaha! J-D, you're currently winning for best response!

TayLor TiGer's picture cracked me up though

 

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Benjo has bean two pea, you left yourself a reminder just read it wrong.

 

Why did you take your wallet into the shower?

The question has to be asked - did you flick the bean?

 

For myself i prefer them jumping beans in my Y fronts. Im that weird type in the east stand who's always smiling,even when the opposition scores

 

I've just woken up with a similar predicament

 

This time it's a big lump of mashed potato and a bit of sliced carrot?

 

Yum

 

If you'd picked up on my veggie-based innuendo I doubt you would be saying that..