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O/T Results of my most recent experiment

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  1. Cyclops

    Cyclops Member

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    I wish to share with the readers of this forum a terrifying discovery that I have made & to deter anyone else from ever carrying out and recreating this monstrosity that I have stumbled upon.

    I recently came up with the bright idea to place a portable mini microphone in my toilet & record the sounds of having a 5hite. After the said phase of the project was completed I was eager to listen the results of my experiment & in my haste did not fully appreciate the potential dangers that were to occur. I was utterly astounded & somewhat terrified at what I heard upon playing back the recording. Rather than what I expected to hear, voices began to come from the speakers. Terrible, painful to the ear, so bad in fact that I began to loose consciousness before managing to stop the dreadful noises piercing my brain. I don't know how long it was before I managed to muster enough strength through the nauseous ear diarrhea to hit the stop button but do know that another episode of that horror could, and most probably would, kill me.

    Even though the time was a sickening blur I can manage to recall a few words that I can only assume came from the very pits of hell itself, never repeat my mistake. The words were pepper, Lucy, submarine, Jude.

    Stay safe all.
     
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  2. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    [video=youtube;hnzHtm1jhL4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4[/video]
     
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  3. Cyclops

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    Ha Ha! :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  4. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    You suggesting the music of The Beatles sounds like someone taking a ****?

    If so I'd have to disagree.
     
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  5. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    They are regarded as the original plop group!
     
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    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    If you play the recording backwards does it say "Nurse Nurse need meds now"
     
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