Just to raise some interesting discussion as we wait for some real, definite news from the tigers camp - other than speculation/rumour which interesting enough I'm getting somewhat bored with. I have not posted for some time- couple of months at least as the beast of work has weighed me down but have been following with interest all the events of the past 2/3 months to relieve my mind. Now work is done. As I write it is around 5 in the evening, the rain has stopped, the sun is shining and I am sitting in a suitably seedy bar supping G & T (doubles) at about 50p for one waiting for my stunning mistress to come. We will enjoy a meal which basically consists of a kilo of meat cut straight from the carcass which is hanging up outside. About 250 grams we'll eat raw, then the rest will be fried over a charcoal grill with a little (very little). I may add that I had a little wacky baccy (about 25 quid a kilo!) on the way here. Am also enjoying the Euros. As I have lousy TV reception in my house and no satellite, and the game ends late - the perfect excuse to say all night with my mistress. What a life!
I'm having Levi Roots 'Sticky Lime Chicken' which will be THOROUGHLY cooked. I suggest all of you ensure you cook your meat thoroughly too. Otherwise we'll have more 'dabbers' (refer to thread about 4x4 crashes). No wacky baccy, just some beers. And no mistress, though one is endeavouring.
Some questions. What carcass?? Your eating raw meat?? FFs why. If you have a mistress wheres the Mrs Addis? I dont recommend eating a kilo of meat mate you'll deffo be dabbing come morning. Last qwuestion. Whats the bog roll like in Ethiopia?
Generally the gin does for the worms, alternatively pineapple juice is very good. i eat raw meat 2/3 times a week and not had worms yet - touch wood!
Beef carcass, or could be cebu. Raw meat is a very desirable delicacy here. I never met an Ethiopian who doesn't like it and they go for it in a big way. At reasonably well to do weddings there will be a beef carcass hanging up for a slice or two to taken to eat along with your buffet!
The wacky baccy should help. From experience, i could eat a scabbie hoss after a herbal cigarette or two. Sounds like you may be doing the same.
Good job we don't eat dogs here - though there's supposed to be some famous dog restaurants in Kenya and Tanzania!
So when Lenny Henry and that cunnt Stephen Fry are telling me to donate to Ethiopia each year, basically Im keeping you in sirloin steak??
Im going to let you off when you can write poetry like that. I only put me old euro's in the buckets anyway. Well i've had a day of hell now Im off to the Nationel Dont nobody nick that one like diddy did about my venting idea.
Cheers! sorry for the delay in reply - just had to deal with the maid who had a slight bout of demon possession!
