http://www.independent.co.uk/i/matrix/the-news-matrix-friday-28-february-2014-9158632.html "A man walks into a bar with a tiger...*A man in Illinois is being charged with disorderly conduct after taking a tiger into a bar. John Basile, 57, took the tiger from his own animal rescue shelter and casually walked into the building. Basileâs website says his ranch is federally licensed and educates the community about wildlife."
So the man buys two pints for himself and two for the tiger. The tiger cant hold its beer and slumps to the floor. As the man walks out the barman calls him back shouting "hey you can't leave that liein' there." The man says "Its not a lion its a tiger" I'll get me coat.......
