O/T Most creative way to open a bottle of beer?

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Is it?

 

Racist

 

Haven't watched the vid after seeing MelU's comment.

We found out that a 9 iron or pitching wedge is really good as a bottle opener on the golf course the other week.

 

Stop drinking mate - it's affecting your memory.

 

the compilation video i watched had some good ones on it ,

 

I tend not to get bottles of beer as they generally contain half a pint and are therefore a girl's drink.

But if anyone does bring bottles to my house I have an hilarious bottle opener that says a quote from homer Simpson. It is very very funny. Everybody agrees

 

You have a collection of funny ties, that everyone agrees are hilarious too Andy??

I'm with you on the bottles of beer btw, apart from german beer, especially Bitburger, which comes in proper man sized bottles.

 

Funny ties? No. I do have a collection of "hilarious" t-shirts. I get bought one every fathers day.

Bitburger is indeed a proper mans drink. The exception that proves the rule

 

"Abend Bit, morgan fit". Never gives me a hangover either.

I had to tell my daughters to stop with the comedy t-shirts, at my age they look as cool as a replica shirt.

Anyhow, shouldn't you do a Security Light Update?

 

It doesn't have a lot of the impurities in it that cause hangovers. It's ace.

The light doesn't work. The wife is.still laughing at me. I think chazz is right, I think its the bulb so off to b and q later

 

Ah, us too. The wife's decided she doesn't like the maple red I painted the fences last year at her request, she now wants them a lighter colour. Like a cream colour. With maple red furniture. To contrast. Or something.

If she thinks I'm painting fences and furniture in this god forsaken heat she can think again.

 

The definitive answer ?

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Everyone seems to have that Homer Simpson bottle opener mullet. Is it the electric one that does it for you or the one where you've gotta do it yourself?

Also I buy bottles because they taste betterer than cans, and you can squeeze more in the fridge/freezer than cans. You may get slightly less in a bottle but that doesn't prevent you from drinking a whole box.

 

Also I believe this is the most creative way to open a beer bottle.

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A bottle opener that opens a bottle for you? What kind of witchcraft is that? Mine is the manual one. It is hilarious though.

So, you buy bottles so you can drink more 1/2s? I thought better of you bob, I really did.

Claps, painting fences is the most boring job in the world. Did mine a couple of weeks ago. Did It badly mind

 

Thought you was in a New house mate ?

You should of bought the panels already stained !

 

Some people say sticky vicky has a comedy homer simpson bottle opener up her chuff. But these people have no soul.

 

Then you are even dafter than Mel U for taking his stupid statement at face value.

Unless you and Mel tHink there is race called Chilean.

 

From 1 minute in...

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I like your style... or rather hers.

On a separate note, I have that exact Palmeiras jacket the bloke in wearing in the video. Before you ask, no, I couldn't name you even one player without a Wikipedia reference.