FFS Police are hunting for a man who took a dump on a bus in Newcastle city centre....I bet it was the Number 2. The bloke in the picture looks like Norman Tebbitt but he didn't do buses, he was into bikes if I remember correctly. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/northumbria-police-hunt-man-who-7839252#rlabs=1
No...By all accounts it was a black and white ****e, which is par for the course in Skunksville these days..
No need to Beel. Thought it may have been Gus on his Bus as he is fond of neglecting to use a toilet apparently.
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamoured with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you." The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her. "Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise. "Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!" "Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"
As if the police don't have enough **** to deal with. They should mock up wanted posters all round town "The Dirty Bandit".
