O/T Juan Mata arrested

after being caught attempting a U-Turn half way up the M6.

 

Saw that on Twitter just now, actually wouldn't surprise me if it mirrored real life in some way

 

Even though I had just seen you put that on the Sunlan board, I somehow fell for it for just a second...

 

I fell for it, I was thinking why didn't he just come off at the next junction and rejoin going the other way. Then I remembered the transfer news about him and Man Utd and put 2 and 2 together.

Can I use the "it's late at night" and "long day" excuses please? Promise i'll wait a while before using them again.

 

I heard it was on the £M37

 

it doesn't Mata anyway if Moyes does Juan in the morning..

 

Moyes was just on Talk ****e........... "we almost got back into the game"..........
they were 1 nil up for ****s sake!

 

That is brilliant.

 

I love a good pun, but I actually groaned out loud reading that! Fair play to ya TC!

This is one hell of a risky roll of the dice.

 

David Moyes has guaranteed him that he will be competing in Europe next year, even if he has to write the song himself.

 

Yes he was. But he is now safely back in the arms of Manchester Utd security staff @ Carrington training ground.

 

Man Utd pre-season tour takes in Germany and Itally.

 

Juan Mata can't sign his 5-year contract with Manchester United, because all their pens are ****.

 

All England players missed pens last night. God help us in Brazil if it ever came to that.

Welbeck and Jones especially were awful. At least Adam Johnson made De Gea save his tame shot.