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Especially you, filthbag. The only Thai massage I ever had did not end happily at all, they don't care about your nuts man they just crunch them. She actually made me feel like I was going to die for a bit.
Diddles will be along in a minute to point out that actually that wasn't the ending, the kids grew up to be junkies.