No it's not fanny-related. I'm just pig sick of waiting for DJ and the Egyptians to get sorted, so as a brief interlude; Please name your best ginger 11 V your best short arse 11 (under 5' 6"). To kick off: Sammy Lee (Liverpool) short arsed midfielder V Steve McClaren (City) ginger midfielder Edit; Sorry the first sentence was when I was considering baldies V gingers, but I changed it because true baldies could be mixed-up with shaved heads.
Billy Askew could have played for either team. (p.s. I am not casting aspersions on his sexual preferences).
Ok totally Hull v hull... Billy ASKEW and Billy BREMNER V Georgie LYALL and Mally LORD... with Gareth ROBERTS as the cut man in the corner .. let battle commence !
I've got one! Billy Askew fulfils both criteria! Can't believe no-one else thought of that (as does Stephen Quinn). Who was that proper midget we signed form Leeds in the 90s - Paul Wharton? I think he's the smallest professional footballer I've ever seen, so you could have him against that **** at MK Dons, Lewington, who is the most ginger footballer I've ever seen.
Here's my Ginger or Short Arse (or both) Hull City XI. To be honest it was a lot harder to come up with the gingers than it was the short arses. Are we a gingerist club? Matt Glennon Wayne Jacobs Andy Dawson Bernard Mendy Steve Mclaren Stephen Quinn Billy Askew Nick Barmby Ryan Williams Rodney Rowe Aaron Mclean
Slightly off-topic but apparently Will Hughes of Derby had his hair dyed ginger to stand out from the snow in the last few weeks https://twitter.com/dcfcoficial/status/290890332294483968 And he is a great footballer too
