Just been out in Leicester and saw a female midget dancing with a bloke in a wheelchair, was possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen So come one share your experiences lets see who's got the best!
a few yrs back a bloke with a fake willy in one of those money belt things - he would ask passers by to look in his pocket , they would usually freak n storm off , he pulled out his fakie waving it towards them in the hope they realised he wasnt a flasher. we stood by watching peoples reactions for a good 10 mins -
group of us walking through old town, with a rather large lady walking in front of us with a rather short skirt, and knee high boots etc...one guy in particular was taking the piss to the amusement of everybody, he was lapping up the laughter, until she turned round to cross the road and it was his missus... and also the time a midget was dancing in town and one of the lads got on his knees to dance with her, i couldnt decide whether that was thoughtful or patronising but my mate would tell you its the time in hooters (or whatever its called now) and i was sat on a stool, but had my legs inside the metal ring bit..and i forgot as i got up to go to toilet and fell straight on my face with the stool on top of me
Remember going into Beverley on a night out and seeing a bloke walking round in bondage gear, with all leathers, chains etc.
I was working at Virgin Megastore in Prinny Quay years ago when they had a staff night out: at Silhouettes on the gay night. First thing I noticed when I got there was a middle-aged guy leaning at the bar, nothing unusual there you would think except he had the arse seat missing from his leather trousers with his flabby buttocks exposed for all to see, I spent the rest of the night hiding in the corner with my back to the wall.
Watching a weedy pissed up guy try and fight two bouncers outside a bar in Leeds after they refused him entry. Have to admire his bravery, but of course there would only be one winner in that contest!
I've got a mate who used to live on a boat in marina (not as impressive as it sounds), used to go back there quite a lot from Sugar Mill since it was so close. Quite a few of us (including a couple of lasses) have fallen in the water on numerous occaisons. It was as funny the first time as it was the last. I miss that boat...
this happened several years ago on a boating holiday on the broads. we had tied up outside a pub, with one boat tied to the quay and the second boat tied to the first. getting back from the pub a bit worse for fair one member of the party decided to take a piss in the river standing with one leg on each boat. of course we untied the outside boat which drifted off. we watched as our friend gradually lost his balance and took a dive into the river. it was about then that we remembered that no-one was in the boat that we had untied.
