O/T For Sale

Right then, you Hull City not606ers, this is your lucky day.

I am prepared to sell you a lovely bit of kit, which is surplus to my requirements.

A table football table. Pics;







It is worth about £100, but I am prepared to sell it for less if anyone would like it and has a decent offer.

It's quite a big thing, and takes up far too much room in my tiny flat. It just doesn't get used, so I need rid.

The lucky winner of the auction will need to be able to help me get it out of the flat, and out of a six-story building! So be prepared. Oh, you'll also need a vehicle big and sturdy enough to house it on its journey to its new home. My Fiesta just won't do.

Let it be known that I have a 100% unbeaten record on this table. I am frankly fan-****ing-tastic at table football, so you must all now realise the prestige that comes with this particular item. Show it the respect it deserves...

So, if anyone is interested, PM me and we'll see if we can do a deal.

Nice one

PH!

PS, it has 3 balls.

 

Denmark v France???



Pfft!
What kinda fool d'ya think I am???

 

I have to sell my TV to pay some bills its a 65" LED TV for £200 if u want it.
Let me know asap. Here's a pic
http://bit.ly/IFRXA8

 

Not my most successful thread.

I thought I'd just elevate it one last time, in case anyone missed out on this golden opportunity to own a Champion's* Table Football...table.

*I won a tournament on it. Like a proper one, organised by a third party with numerous rounds.

I really did.

 

your brave welcoming some of this lot to come to your flat,

 

Come off it, there is no table football table waiting for anyone brave enough to enter Party's lair.

Just a hanky full of chloroform and a dry bumming.

That's not for NFU.

Bucketful of Soz Partykins but that ain't my kind of gig.

 

You had to go and ruin it, didn't you?!?

Bah! Another dastardly plan bites the dust...

 

Lets hope tickles takes the bait!!

 

Oldest trick in the book apart from the " I've got a spare Buckaroo in my isolated and derelict lock up you can borrow. Just meet me down there at seven and don't tell anyone about it" ploy.

Basics.

 

Don't, that brings back dreadful memories for me

 

My pool club (English 8-ball) has a table-football team (babyfoot in france) which are the current european champions, club is called Le Retro Lyon & I'm the current Div 2 8-ball Masters Champ (thought I'd add that bit..)