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  1. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Subject: Golfers only

    Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same
    city only a few miles apart, Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

    Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced
    that Dorothy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

    On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Dorothy to a fine restaurant. While having
    cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious
    talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing
    question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I
    eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem, for us, you'd better say so now!"

    Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too;
    but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for about the last five years I've been a hooker."

    "I see," Ed replied thoughtfully. He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment, deep in serious thought then he
    added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
     
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  2. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Got a smile out of me Stan.
     
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  3. kirkellatiger

    kirkellatiger Well-Known Member

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    For those who don't know David Lynne (Pro golfer on the European Tour) now lives in West Ella. Funnily enough he's a good pal of Mr Bullard.
     
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  4. philhul

    philhul Well-Known Member

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    No 42 in the world rankings and won over £7.5M in prize money. Also a mate of Ashes'.....wonder if he's bought a watch!
     
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  5. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    Probably now a partner in the 'Admiral Hawke Consortium'....
     
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  6. augustatiger

    augustatiger Well-Known Member

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    A Hooker and JB in the same thread.Well worked chaps.
     
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  7. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    I have played with Richard Finch when he was a young amateur at Kirkella, I guess he must still be resident in the area?
     
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  8. Tuckin

    Tuckin Well-Known Member

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    I wonder why David Lynn lives in Hull - I can't recall any connection to Hull when he was younger (I think I played in one or two youth events around the country that he won). Wife, perhaps?

    I taught Finchy everything he knows, meanwhile. :)
     
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  9. kirkellatiger

    kirkellatiger Well-Known Member

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    Yep, he met a girl from the local area and they have moved in together. Richard Finch lives somewhere towards Cheshire if I remember rightly.
     
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  10. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    OK, thanks for this, anyhow Richard seems to be making a good living for himself on the tour, which is good to see.
     
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