http://uniladmag.com/sport/micd-up-rugby-player-gives-us-a-real-insight-to-life-on-the-field/ An Australian Rugby League player agreed to wear a mic during a match and some of the things he says are hilarious during the game.
Yeahyeah, I'll just type about 4 and a half minutes worth of phrases when you could just listen to a video... Muppet.
Chazz. Just for you I watched that. Well 2 mins of it. Quick summary: Oof. ****er. Hair rollers! Rollers! You remind me of Mary. 25 minutes! Im on over time! ****er! The main benefit of that was it reminded me of what I hate about rugby.