The inventor of the Laser has died at the ripe old age of 99 R.I.P. http://uk.ign.com/articles/2015/01/29/inventor-of-the-laser-charles-townes-dies-at-age-99
RIP Charles. Nice invention. My car fires laser beams out the front. I got all excited when the salesman told me that. That'll sort out the ****ing Beemer drivers that cut me up hurtling across three lanes to disappear down sliproads, I thought. Can I hellas like find the bloody fire button though. Helpfully whilst I'm searching for it and not paying attention me car cleverly brakes for me so I don't run into the back of lorries. Clever that. **** knows how it works.
Comment on the bottom of the article Without you, I couldn't torment my cat with a red laser-pointer. You added great value to my life. Rest In Peace, Sir. The kids do that with Chazz the dog its hilarious.
