FFS spent half an hour cleaning up the BBQ. In my shorts flip flops on. It looked like a monsoon coming this way. Lashing it down now. What a pisser
Thunder over here about an hour ago. Just setting off to come over there for a weekend long BBQ. Hope it's gone when I arrive, it'll ruin my hair!!
Was watching a couple of fellas in prinny dock on a motor boat when the heavens opened up. Poor bastards were wearing nothing more than shirt, slacks and a high vis jacket. Could see the moment they thought to themselves 'f**k this' and then made a high speed 180° turn to shelter under prinny quay.
Its turning out not so bad, not the weather thats still ****. But England V NZ on telly. I like a bit of RU now and again. We're winning bugger drawing now.
Going out to light the coals in a minute. I'll have to be quick else I'll burn in this scorching heat.
So come who was it, which one of you lot has put a **** curse on me? The other day it was the washing machine and today it just got worse. Bunged down pipe off the guttering, blocked with rancid ash seeds and leaves. What a stinker!!!!! I am becoming obsessed! Someone must have it in for me.
Its supposed to get to 104 here today, freaking hot. (40 celsius according to this online conversion thingy)