I've just been to St Stephens Tesco to get some provisions. There's always a few scrotey types tear-arsing around the car park on some hair dryer moped, or a white car with blue lights shining off it. This is standard. Tonight, however, the turnout was immense. I felt quite the twat in my 1.2 litres of pure power compared to their Subarus (Subari? Subaruses? Help with the plural please). I reckon about 60 of 'em. It was like Fast & The Furious, except the kids were skinnier, and probably off Anlaby Road. Does anyone know anyone who goes there? What is it all about? What do they do? Is it cool? It doesn't look cool. Tonight it was more of a biking convention than cars, but there were some four wheelers in there with their doors open, "system up" (as Blue once sang), presumably waiting for some honey to step in so they could stick her some horsepower? I dunno. I contemplated rolling up alongside, Viking FM blaring from the amp, and putting them windows down before coming out with something cool to fit in. As it is, my electric windows produce a noise akin to The Predator and sometimes get stuck. I've also had a cold recently, so the pitch of my voice has deviated at times. Wouldn't be cool. They do baffle me though, these kids. On the one hand I look at them and think "Is that what's cool now? I want to be cool but my car won't let me" but then on the other hand, I also look at them and think "Please don't mug me! Please don't mug me!" A paradox.
im interested to know what provisions party? im guessing a six pack, and a some strawberry flavoured ribbed condoms - just in case!
Sadly no. Well, some beers yes, just to keep the stock up. Other than that, the usual boring ****. Food, cleaning stuff like bleach, toothpaste etc. I tend to think that if you reckon your luck's in (and you're probably in a pub/nightclub by this point), you'd get some 'sheaths' (Alan Partridge) from the toilet machine. But pick the right button otherwise you'll get one of those inflatable sheep.
Usually I keep these ramblings inside my brain, but I've decided to unleash them on you lot from now on. I am delighted that you like it. I will continue.
Makes me think we should have some end of season awards on here: Best poster, most random rambling, biggest mong, best inside information etc etc
I see these cool dudes a lot too, it's just plain weird. It just screams of "Ooh look I turned 16 and I have a moped now, look how massive my underage cock is!" They need to **** off.
Bit random... reminded me of this (fast forward to 22:30)[video=youtube;3D741bRbdpo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D741bRbdpo&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsear ch_query%3Dthe%2Binbetweeners%2Bfashion%2Bshow%26o q%3Dthe%2Binbetweeners%2Bfashion%2Bshow%26aq%3Df%2 6aqi%3Dg4%26aql%3D%26gs_nf%3D1%26gs_l%3Dyoutube-reduced.3..0l4.45793.58290.0.59979.28.28.4.11.11.0 .140.1160.12j1.13.0.&has_verified=1[/video]
Best poster has to be original lambretta man cos he seems just know what's happening. I have another idea, biggest undercover Leeds fan.
Keep it up party its always good to see some ramblings on here that make me realise whats in my brain as not abnormal haha plus keeps me entertained while at work lol
They're just lads/lasses in Hull who drive and all meet up in Tesco, the bikers will of been 'Hull Bikers' basically the same age group but with bikes.
