Excuse my language but I'm chuffed to buggery with this. http://news.sky.com/home/showbiz-news/article/16230385 Although there is a hint of irony that it's on Sky given Coogans hate of all things Murdoch. Jurassic Park!
Irish Potato Famine: ‘At the end of the day, they will pay the price for being a fussy eater. If they could afford to emigrate, they could afford to eat at a modest restaurant.’
Alan - You threw a monkey into the sea! Michael - Aye, he was trying nick me ***s...200 duty free...he bounced off a rock first.
I have a caller on the line who fears he may be a gay, but he's married so to protect his identity I will only use his Christian name, let's welcome Domingo in little oakley
"Bucktoothed simpletons with eyebrows on their cheeks... horses running through council estates... men in platform shoes being arrested for bombings... badly tarmacced drives in THIS country."
"Couple of youngsters there fooling around, let's hope that that tomfoolery doesn't escalate into blind, ugly violence" Best show ever.
"Big Yellow Taxi there by Joni Mitchell, a song in which she complains that they 'paved paradise to put up a parking lot' - a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise. Something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song."
"I would wake up in the middle of the night and eat an entire Toblerone. And I don’t mean a small one. I mean a medium-sized one.”
Jet from gladiators to host a millenium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome, properly policed, it must not, must not turn into an all night rave!.
"That was rock supergroup R.E....O Speedwagon" I just read the book, I expected a few laughs, but it was honestly completely hilarious from start to finish. Much recommended by Party Hull!.
