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O/T A Suffolk chicken farmer!

Discussion in 'Ipswich Town' started by canary-dave, Oct 13, 2014.

  1. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    A chicken farmer from Suffolk went to the local bar ...He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.
    The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne."
    "What a coincidence" - said the farmer, who added: "It is a special day for me .... I am celebrating..."
    "It is a special day for me too ... I am also celebrating!" - said the woman.
    "What a coincidence" - said the farmer.
    While they toasted, the farmer asked: "What are you celebrating?"
    "My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant!"
    "What a coincidence!" - Said the farmer - "I am a chicken farmer and for years, all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs."
    "This is awesome!" - said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"
    "I used a different cock" - he said.
    The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence..."
     
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  2. Spanish

    Spanish Well-Known Member

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    Bet the woman was from Norfolk and changed from her uncles cock to her brothers cock!!
    Very good CD!!
     
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  3. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    very unlike you Dave to be posting such puerile nonsense on our board...
     
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  4. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    ban him! what would canary knob say?
     
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  5. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Case Closed
     
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